I'm still not even sure what a vegan is, exactly. All I know is that my friend Ryan is one and he shops at a food co-op where employees single out Republicans and follow them around. So they don't eat meat or something? Isn't that a vegetarian? Or maybe they don't eat any animals or animal bi-products and only eat plants that are ethically grown? What about jello? Can they eat jello? (Can someone please tell me if a vegan can eat jello!!!!!!!)
It's all so very confusing.
And because Al Gore sometimes says things that don't make a lick of sense, he claims that he is reducing his meat consumption because he's "concerned about the climate."
Is this about cows' rancid farts again? Something about methane and beef production emitting greenhouse gases or something? Let's get real! Farting is hilarious. Thinking of a huge, bloated farm animal farting has me in stitches. And the fact that Al Gore is now choosing to eat grass and seaweed because he thinks cow farts are melting the polar ice caps has me positively lactating with amusement!
Gotta go... the $2.94 pound of ground beef from Walmart is what's for dinner ;)